Monday, October 31, 2011

Pretty Little Liars

First things first... During the second season our favorite liars had the most awesome fashion show, how awesome was that... And how gorgeous did the girls look???







Thes girls sure can rock the runway.... I mean just look at Lucy Hale ( Aria) HOOOOOT!!!!!
The fashion show as a charity show for Ali was a major success, but than ofcourse something weird had to happen and near the end crazy music started playing- THE BITCH IS BACK, and then a giant picture of Ali dropped down at the back hanging there stealing the show!!!!

Now second things second... the haloween special.... Of course haloween would be beyond awesome for this show, because we all know A will give a trick and not a treat and whats more fun than that on Haloween. So for this special they took us on a trip down memory lane and wham we get to see Ally in her full glory as the queen B... When Aria was still pretty much Goth, when Hannah was still a chubby girl, Spencer was still super duper perfect ( now she is just perfect), Emily was still locked in the lesbian closet and Jenna was a hot uber bitch, (not a blind super bitch)...



Ali to Emily: Were you wishing you could taste her Cherry Chapstick?
















So this is your dose of PLL for the day,....

Ali: Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.
Keep it real Bitches...
A...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS NO TIME FOR LOSERS!!!!!

Finally the ALL BLACKS took their rightful place as WORLD CHAMPIONS on Sunday when they took the William Webb Ellis Cup home.


First things first. The best team in the tournament and as it happens in world rugby for the last two years, won the 2011 Rugby World Cup tournament!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In honoring this awesome team here is a little trivia of our current WORLD CHAMPIONS:
·         Besides being the RWC Champions for 2011 the All Blacks are also the IRB’s Team of the Year!!!for a record FIFTH time ( 2005,2006, 2008, 2010 and now 2011)
·         And it is not just luck that made them champions they are the leading point scorers of all time
·         They are THE ONLY international rugby team with a record winning margin against every test nation they have EVER played.
·         They held the top ranking in the world for longer than all the other countries combined!!!
·         In over 100 years only five of the top twenty ranked test rugby nations have ever beaten New Zealand!!
·         They have won over a record of 75% of all the matches they played since 1903.
·         Mr. Captain Richie McCaw  is the IRB’s Player of the year for the THIRD time ( another record under their belt)
·         FIFTEEN former All Blacks have been conducted into the international RUGBY HALL OF  FAME
·         They won the tri-nations ten times in its sixteen years of existence ( playing against South Africa and Australia).

New Zealand holds several World Cup records:
·         most World Cup Matches : they played 43 matches altogether
·         most points in one match (145 versus Japan in 1995),
·         most cumulative points over all World Cups (2,012),
·         most tries overall (272),
·         And most conversions (198).
·         Several individual players also hold World Cup records;
-Jonah Lomu for most World Cup tries (15 over two World Cups),
- The most appearances held by Sean Fitzpatrick (17 from 1987 to 1995),
-Marc Ellis with most tries in a match (6 versus Japan in 1995)
- Grant Fox with most points in one tournament (126 in 1987),
- Simon Culhane with most points in a single game (45 versus Japan in 1995)
New Zealand has the best record of all teams in the World Cup having a record of 2 (1st), 1 (2nd), 2 (3rd), 1 (4th). New Zealand are the only team to top their pool in every World Cup so far and not to lose a pool match.
And now for the most fantabulous part of the All Black Team: THE HAKA!!

 
Many critics and supporters and other teams have had a lot to say about the HAKA ever since it started in 1884, but most of them do not even know the story behind the HAKA and I think it's about time you get informed so read well!!!!
It is a traditional ancestral war cry, dance or challenge from the Māori people of New Zealand. It is a posture dance performed by a group, with vigorous movements and stamping of the feet with rhythmically shouted accompaniment.
It represents the traditions of the people living in New Zealand and by adding it to their game the All Black team shows their respect for tradition. But the HAKA is not that well received by everyone…
In November 2006, at the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff, New Zealand performed the HAKA in the dressing room prior to the match – instead of on the field immediately before kick-off – after a disagreement with the Welsh Rugby Union, which had wanted Wales to sing their national anthem after the HAKA
In 2008, New Zealand played Munster at Thomond Park. Before the match, Munster's four New Zealanders challenged New Zealand by performing a HAKA before the All Blacks started theirs.
On the same tour, Wales responded by silently refusing to move after New Zealand's HAKA, and the two teams simply stared at each other until the referee forced them to start the game.
Well this is the basics of the team, and to all the haters.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SHAME MAN!!!!!

Well peace out!!!

GO ALL BLACKS!!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

These are my obsessions.





Of course GOSSIP GIRL would be on the top of my list of opsession. I am totally in love with Blair Waldorf. She is just soooooooooo loveable. Then I don't even want to start on the wonder that is Chuck Bass < or Ed Westwick for that matter>. <drool.>>

The others well yeah they could try harder, but they are still adorable!!!!!!!!!





Then there is Pretty Little Liars.

I would say that this show would be the lovechild of Gossip Girl and Desperate Housewives, but not in that weird copy way that would make it boring.

The suspence and the awesomeness of this storie is just too much to put in words. Words can not begin to descripe the awesomeness that is this show.!!!!!

So these are my little tv addictions which I do not want to live without. I can live without them, but I choose not to!!!

SONG FOR THE DAY: MOTIVATION FOR ALL


Bad Meets Evil ft: Bruno Mars- LIGHTERS

[Bruno Mars]
This one’s for you and me, living out our dreams
We’re all right where we should be
Lift my arms out wide I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters

[Eminem] By the time you hear this I will have already spiralled up
I would never do nothing to let you cowards fuck my world up
If I was you, I would duck, or get struck like lightening,
Fighters keep fighting, put your lighters up, point em’ skyward uh
Had a dream I was king, I woke up, still king…
This rap game’s nipple is mine for the milking,
Till nobody else even fucking feels me, till’ it kills me
I swear to god I’ll be the fucking illest in this music
There is or there ever will be, disagree?
Feel free, but from now on I’m refusing to ever give up
The only thing I ever gave up is using. No more excuses.
Excuse me if my head is too big for this building
And pardon me if I’m a cocky prick but you cocks are slick
Poppin shit on how you flipped ya life around, crock-of-shit
Who you dicks try to kid, flipped dick, you did the opposite
You stayed the same, cause cock backwards is still cock you pricks
I love it when I tell em shove it
Cause it wasn’t that long ago when Marshall sat, luster lacked, lustered
Cuz he couldn’t cut mustard, muster up nothing
Brain fuzzy, cause he’s buzzin’, woke up from that buzz
Now you wonder why he does it, how he does it
Wasn’t cause he had buzzards circle around his head
Waiting for him to drop dead, was it?
Or was it, cause them bitches wrote him off
Little hussy ass fusses, cause f-ck it, guess it doesn’t matter now, does it
What difference it make?
What it take to get it through your thick skulls
As if this aint some bullshit
People don’t usually come back this way
From a place that was dark as I was in
Just to get to this place
Now let these words be like a switch blade to a haters rib cage
And let it be known from this day forward
I wanna just say thanks cause your hate is what gave me the strength
So let em bic’s raise cause I came with 5’9′ but I feel like I’m 6’8″

[Bruno Mars] This one’s for you and me, living out our dreams
We’re all right where we should be
Lift my arms out wide I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters

[Royce Da 5'9"] By the time you hear this I’ll probably already be outtie
I advance like going from toting iron to going and buying 4 or 5 of the homies the iron man Audi
My daddy told me slow down, boy, you goin to blow it
And I aint gotta stop the beat a minute
To tell Shady I love him the same way that he did Dr Dre on the Chronic
Tell him how real he is or how high I am
Or how I would kill for him for him to know it
I cried plenty tears, my daddy got a bad back
So it’s only right that I right till he can march right into that post office and tell em to hang it up
Now his career’s Lebron’s jersey in 20 years
I’ll stop when I’m at the very top
You shitted on me on your way up
It’s ’bout to be a scary drop
Cause what goes up must come down
You going down on something you don’t wanna see like a hairy box
Every hour, happy hour now
Life is wacky now
Used to have to eat the cat to get the pussy
Now I’m just the cats meoww, ow
Classic now, always down for the catch weight like Pacquiao
Ya’ll are doomed
I remember when T-Pain aint wanna work with me
My car starts itself, parks itself and autotunes
Cause now I’m in the Aston
I went from having my city locked up
To getting treated like Kwame Kilpatrick
And now I’m fantastic
Compared to a weed high
And y’all niggas just gossipin’ like bitches on a radio and TV
See me, we fly
Y’all buggin out like Wendy Williams staring at a bee-hive
And how real is that
I remember signing my first deal and now I’m the second best I can deal with that
Now Bruno can show his ass, without the MTV awards gag

[Bruno Mars] You and I know what it’s like to be kicked down
Forced to fight
But tonight we’re alright
So hold up your light
Let it shine
Cause this one’s for you and me, living out our dreams
We’re all right where we should be
Lift my arms out wide I open my eyes
And now all I wanna see
Is a sky full of lighters
A sky full of lighters

LETS NOT PRETENT THAT MARSHALL MATHERS NEVER PICKED UP A PEN!!!!

To some he is EMINEM
To others he is Marshall Mathers
Some call him Slim Shady…
and for others he is Ken Kaniff
But to me he is simply a genius!!!!!!!!

I can't remember exactly when or where it started, but somehow I fell totally and hopelessly in love with the music of Mr Mathers.

The different thing between my obsession with him and other artist was that I was not much interested in his personal life, what I wanted from him was his music.

I remember being nine years old and remember all the teenagers singing:

"Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady"

Not really knowing what the buzz was about I listened to the song and after the last words of the chorus faded away, I was mesmorized.

I was so impressed with this white boy who talked just like he wanted and appologised for nothing. To me that was how life was suppose to be.

So 12 years later when I was listening to his collabaration with B.O.B I felt personally victimized by the words:
“Lets pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen, Lets pretend things would have been no diff-er-ent!”
I mean come on, what would the world be without his inspiring words to gather us through life.

So I've compiled some of my favorite Eminem qoutes that inspired me!!!! or just made me feel better when I was having a bad day!!!!

“You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something.”

“The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.”

“You don't get another chance, Life is no Nintendo game”
“You can do anything you set your mind to, man”
“I'm not afraid to take a stand. Everybody, come take my hand. We'll walk this road together, through the storm, whatever weather, cold or warm. Just lettin you know that, you're not alone. Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road.”
“When I say or do something I do it, I don't give a damn what you think, I'm doing this for me..”

“No love lost, no love found”

“... I'm standing on my Monopoly board that means I'm on top of my game...”

“Cause sometimes, you just feel tired. Feel weak. And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you. You gotta find that inner strength, and just pull that shit out of you. And get that motivation to NOT give up and NOT be a quitter. No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse.”

“If you had, one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted - one moment Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?”

“Run out the room and I’ll follow you like a lost puppy
baby, without you, I’m nothing, I’m so lost, hug me
then tell me how ugly I am, but that you’ll always love me”


"I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it. So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it,"

Love him or hate him, you have to admit he is AWESOME and just have a way with words!





 

Monday, October 17, 2011

MOST AMAZING BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The first time I heard Nicki Minaj's voice I literally stopped to listen to this person.

After that  every time I heard a song that featured her or that was her own, I just have to listen-doesn't matter if I am in a shopping mall or just sitting at home.

At this moment my favourite song is Fly ft Miss Riri with the both of them looking sizzzzzeeeeellllllliiiinnnngggggggggg HOT!!!!! in the music video. The first time I saw it I was quick to question my sexuality coz damn, theze galz can even make a straight girl drool.

Not only are they were the most awesome clothes in the world!! (gasp! and the shoes are to die for). The lyrics of the song is attention grabbing and the whole mood of it will make you want to fly!!!

So here's the words to FLY...!

I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive
I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise
To fly
To fly

I wish today it will rain all day
Maybe that will kinda make the pain go away
Trying to forgive you for abandoning me
Praying but I think I'm still an angel away
Angel away, yeah strange in a way
Maybe that is why I chase strangers away
They got their guns out aiming at me
But I become near when they aiming at me
Me, me, me against them
Me against enemies, me against friends
Somehow they both seem to become one
A sea full of sharks and they all see blood
They start coming and I start rising
Must be surprising, I'm just summising
Win, thrive, soar, higher, higher, higher
More fire

I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive
I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise
To fly
To fly

Everybody wanna try to box me in
Suffocating everytime it locks me in
Paint they own pictures than they crop me in
But I will remain where the top begins
Cause I am not a word, I am not a line
I am not a girl that can every be defined
I am not fly, I am levitation
I represent an entire generation
I hear the criticism loud and clear
That is how I know that the time is near
So we become alive in a time of fear
And I ain't got no motherfucking time to spare
Cry my eyes out for days upon days
Such a heavy burden placed upon me
But when you go hard your nay's become yay's
Yankee Stadium with Jay's and Kanye's

I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive
I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise
To fly
To fly

Get ready for it
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
I came to win
Get ready for it
Get ready for it
I came to win

I came to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive
I came to win, to survive, to prosper, to rise
To fly
To fly


So its time for me to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Barbie Bitches!

Monday, October 3, 2011

A DUMMIES GUIDE TO RUGBY


With South Africa and the world being in such a hype over the rugby due to the Rugby World Cup that started 9th of September 2011 in New Zealand I just knew I had to write something about that before it ends.

It's so sad about Carter not being able to partake anymore, he was one of the players that made the ladies watch the match, not only to see the way he kicks that ball but to just drool over him, I mean have u seen his arse?????

So on Saturday one of my friends made his facebook status: " Suid-AFrikaanse vroumense wat vir die All Blacks skree weet niks van rugby af nie" Translation: South African women who supports the All Blacks knows nothing about rugby.

Me being a major All Black (specially Dan Carter and since recently Israel Dagg---) fan was instantly offended by this statement.

But after doing some impromptu investigations I was schocked to find that there is a lot of truth in his statement. There are girls out here (people I actually know-shame on you,you know who you are) who does not know the difference between a scrum and a ruck.

So sad, but ladies don't fear when Kimi's near, I'm gonna give you a quick rundown on the basics of rugby.

The basic rules of rugby:

This I hope everyone knows- a match is 80 minutes divided into 2 halves each being 40 minutes.

It was shocking to hear that lots of girls don’t even know how much players there is in a team… well its 15 players on the field with 7 back-ups just waiting in the wings to take over. Meaning there’s 30 hunks to drool over during the game with the chance of seeing another 14.

The ball can be moved by carrying, kicking or passing it to your team mate, but the sucker punch is you can’t pass it forward; it has to be kicked or carried. But in the case where it is passed forward it’s called a knock and a scrum will be awarded and the other team will get control of the ball.

A scrum is used for a few other situations, but you don’t need to break your pretty heads over them.
If one team makes a wrong move<foul>, like a high tackle or being offside- a penalty is awarded to the opposing team. With a penalty the team has one of three options: 1. they can kick the ball out of bounds and get a line-out… 2. Take a free kick… or 3. Take a penalty kick. Whatever he team decide to do the offence has to be 10 meters from the site of the foul.
And obviously the aim of the game is to get as much points as possible. Points are awarded for 1. A try -5 points.. 2. A conversion -2 points… 3. Drop goal- 3 points and 4.a penalty goal will get you 3 points.
Obviously the team with the highest points WIN!!!!!
Rugby terms:

Try – This is when a team grounds the ball over the goal line (the try zone).

Conversion – If the team scores a try they get the chance to convert it by kicking the ball between the goalposts. The conversion kick must be taken in line with where the try went down. A further 2 points are awarded for this if they score.

Drop Goal – This is when a player drop kicks the ball between the goalposts during the run of play. 3 points are awarded for this

Penalty – If there is a violation, or foul, by the opposing team, a penalty will be awarded. As mentioned above, the team have three options on how they want to play the penalty.

Scrum – This is a type of play where the two sets of forwards from opposing teams mass together by binding their shoulders. They then try to hook the ball back to their team’s side once it has been placed in the scrum.

Ruck – This is where one or more of the players from each team, who are on their feet, try to maintain or gain possession by closing in around the ball and driving their opponent away from it.

Lineout – This is the way the ball is restarted after it has been played out of bounds. The lineout is awarded to the team who didn’t put the ball out of bounds. The teams form two lines of players and the ball is thrown down the middle. Players then jump up or are lifted up by their teammates to try and gain possession of the ball.

So ladies now you don't have to just sit there and wonder what the hell is going on..