Wednesday, November 2, 2011

NICTIONARY BITCHES!


The ‘Nictionary’ is the dictionary Nicki Minaj has created to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies.. step ya nictionary up!

“Everyone can use nictionary terms but warning: you automatically become a Harajuku Barbie & your life will never be the same!” - Nicki Minaj

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay
1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”
Alfred Bitchcok
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check
1: when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.
Baldy Locks
1: good head.
Balloon Boy
1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.2: the oracle.
BarbieBerry
1: term for a Barbie’s BlackBerry.
Barbie Boobox
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.
*also known as BBB
Barbie Detention
1: when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.
Barbie Juice
1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.
Barbie Powers
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
Barbie’s Phone Number
718-SIT-URASSDOWN
Basement
1: the act of stepping one’s twig & berries / cookies DOWN. Opposite of “penthouse”, used when one is too cocky.
Been a Fan
1: term used to describe a cornball.
*when used in a sentence: “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”
Ben
1: a man with no car and money.
2: a broke ass Ken.
BFF
1: Barbie For FuckinEver
Bustitbarbie
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to Your Ken Day
1: one day a month when a Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
*activities on this day include cooking his favorite dish in a bikini, riding him like a cowboy THEN saying “it’s Barbie BITCH!!!!”
Chin Check
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.
Chuckles
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.
Copyrightin’ Infringements
1: Girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
*”I’m a dime you a NICCLETTE, lite skinnED PIGMENT, write my own shit yall copyrighting INFRINGEMENT!”

Doll House1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
Dolly Lama
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.
Fire Marshall
1: someone trying to shut your shit down.
*sentence: “word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.”
Frosty the Snowman
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds.

Gabbage Patch Kid
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.
Get Off My Phone
1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
*when used in a sentence: “Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!”
GBR
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Harajuku Barbie
1: refer to Harajuku.
Harajuku Ken
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall back” and when to “step his dick up”.
HB
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.
HK
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.
Powder Puff
1: a sad faced weirdo who pouts.

Step Your Scotty Up
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.
Strawberry Shortcake
1: a broke bitch
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.
Stud Muffin
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.
Surfboard
1: used to describe a hating ass WASHED up bitch.
*when used in a sentence: “Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!”

Tumble dry
1: used when speaking to WASHED up bitches.
*when used in a sentence: “tumble dry bitch!! tumble dry!!”

Waffle House
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.
“When You Believe” by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1: our official THEME song.

Zoo
1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity. Zzoooo!!!!!

So time to step up your game Nicki Fans...

It's Barbie Bitches!

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