Tuesday, November 8, 2011

my favourite W shoots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today my absolute love is W magazine.

The first obsession is the transformations by Francesco Vezzoli.

First up is my girl Nicki Minaj...


Nicki Minaj on the cover of W's November 2011 Art Issue


Nicki Minaj as Françoise Athénaïs de Rochechouart de Mortemart, Marquise de Montespan


Nicki Minaj as Jeanne Bécu, Comtesse du Barry

Nicki Minaj as Jeanne Antoinette Poisson, Marquise de Pompadour

 Nicki Minaj as Madame Barbe de Rimsky-Korsakov


Another awesome transformation by Francesco Vezzoli was the gorgeous Eva Mendez, how did he manage to make her look even more hot than she originally did????









Other celebrity shoots of W that I find amazing is the shoot with Christina Aguilera in July 2011 after her misdemeanors that the press turned into her becoming the next Britney Spears, the picture was accompinied by a moving article that told her side of the story for a change!!!!!!!






 Aguilera said. “ I still have my eyes on the prize: I want to be that old lady onstage shaking her hips and singing her greatest hits.”

Another shoot with a major celebrity was the shoot with Kim Kardashian. Many people said that: "Of course Kim would take off her clothes thats all she was good for"  W took it and made it look great as oppose to just trampy!

Kim herself was crying on her reality show Kourtney and Kim take New York, when she saw the magazine, but I feel that this is not about her not wearing her clothes this is about her exposing herself to the world like she has been for years.

And W, as usual, did it with class and panage!!!!!!












Not only does W have amazing photographers that makes my jaw drop everytime I see what they have concured up, but they have amazing journalist that writes amazing stories that keep you glued.

So this is just some of the W shoots I love, I promise there will be more!!!!!!

Love yall

I'm out!!!!!!!!!

Monday, November 7, 2011

All I want for xmas is a jaguar

Dear Santa

I have attached pictures of the only gift I want for this Christmas.

If I find this under my tree on xmasday, I promise to be  a good girl forever.

Please be a doll...




If you find it hard to bring this one here are a few others I will settle for...






Any colour would do..

Love Kimi
xoxoxo

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

NICTIONARY BITCHES!


The ‘Nictionary’ is the dictionary Nicki Minaj has created to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies.. step ya nictionary up!

“Everyone can use nictionary terms but warning: you automatically become a Harajuku Barbie & your life will never be the same!” - Nicki Minaj

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay
1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”
Alfred Bitchcok
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check
1: when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.
Baldy Locks
1: good head.
Balloon Boy
1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.2: the oracle.
BarbieBerry
1: term for a Barbie’s BlackBerry.
Barbie Boobox
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.
*also known as BBB
Barbie Detention
1: when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.
Barbie Juice
1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.
Barbie Powers
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
Barbie’s Phone Number
718-SIT-URASSDOWN
Basement
1: the act of stepping one’s twig & berries / cookies DOWN. Opposite of “penthouse”, used when one is too cocky.
Been a Fan
1: term used to describe a cornball.
*when used in a sentence: “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”
Ben
1: a man with no car and money.
2: a broke ass Ken.
BFF
1: Barbie For FuckinEver
Bustitbarbie
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to Your Ken Day
1: one day a month when a Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
*activities on this day include cooking his favorite dish in a bikini, riding him like a cowboy THEN saying “it’s Barbie BITCH!!!!”
Chin Check
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.
Chuckles
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.
Copyrightin’ Infringements
1: Girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
*”I’m a dime you a NICCLETTE, lite skinnED PIGMENT, write my own shit yall copyrighting INFRINGEMENT!”

Doll House1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
Dolly Lama
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.
Fire Marshall
1: someone trying to shut your shit down.
*sentence: “word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.”
Frosty the Snowman
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds.

Gabbage Patch Kid
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.
Get Off My Phone
1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
*when used in a sentence: “Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!”
GBR
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Harajuku Barbie
1: refer to Harajuku.
Harajuku Ken
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall back” and when to “step his dick up”.
HB
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.
HK
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.
Powder Puff
1: a sad faced weirdo who pouts.

Step Your Scotty Up
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.
Strawberry Shortcake
1: a broke bitch
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.
Stud Muffin
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.
Surfboard
1: used to describe a hating ass WASHED up bitch.
*when used in a sentence: “Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!”

Tumble dry
1: used when speaking to WASHED up bitches.
*when used in a sentence: “tumble dry bitch!! tumble dry!!”

Waffle House
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.
“When You Believe” by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1: our official THEME song.

Zoo
1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity. Zzoooo!!!!!

So time to step up your game Nicki Fans...

It's Barbie Bitches!

IT"S BARBIE BITCHES

Yah you got it right, today I'm obsessing over our own life size barbie... Yeah its Nicki Minaj, and have I got a treat for your eyes....


But I mean who can help it?


<just check this cleavage>

This super awesome girl happens to show up in our era, the era where the music and artist we like rule.



So why not be obsessed, why not stalk<<< well google stalk>>>

Nicki Minaj is known for her crazy styles that makes Lady Gaga look not so Gaga, so I have a bunch of pics of Miss Minaj looking not so much Gaga and a whole lot of girl!!!!!

So feist your eyes my little ones!!!!!!!!!








<<these are sooo HOT!!>>>


<o so sexy>

<That snile is just too adorable>



<sweet and innocent>







Feeling so sexy!!



Bit bored but still HOT!!



Hope this was a nice treat for you guys.....

For more on Miss Minaj mypinkfriday,com is the place to go!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy Biatches....

<<< O and FYI I'm super straight!!!!>>>>

Song for the day:

  

Dear Old Nicki

Maybe You Died Cuz Everybody Ask Me Where You At
I Try To Channel You In Hopes That I Could Stare You Back
But Its Like Every Intersection We Just Missed Eachotha
You Got Your Fans Waitin Tell Me You Aint 6 Feet Under
And Tell Me That You Coming Back That You Just To A Break
Maybe I Blamed You For Everything That Was My Mistake
In Hindsight I Loved Your Rawness And I Loved Your Edge
Cuz It Was You Who Talked Me Down From Jumpin Off The Ledge
Your Earings Bamboo, Your Long Nails Too
Your BMW Everytime You Came Through
You Was The Braveheart
You Stole Wayne Heart
You Never Switched It Up
You Played The Same Part
But I Needed To Grow
And I Needed To Know
That There Were Somethings Inside Of Me That I Need To Show
So I Just Deaded You
Left You In All Black
But Dear Old Nicki
Please Call Back

You Told Me You’d Come When I Needed You
And You Said It So Sweetly I believed you
But Im Standing Here Calling I Cant See You
But I Am Holding You, Holding You, Holding You To That

Yo, Did I Chase The Glitz And Glamour
Money, Fame And Power
Cuz If So That Will Forever Go Down My Lamest Hour
I Shoulda Kept You With Me Gettin At Them Nameless Cowards
There Was No Match For You, Couldnt Defeat Your Prowess
lyrics courtesy of www.killerhiphop.com
I Had To Make Them Changes, I Hope You Understood
You See For Every bad, I Did A Ton Of Good
But You Was Underground, And I Was Mainstream
I Live The Life Now, That We Would Daydream
My Only Wish Is You Come Enjoy It With Me
Get On Them Conference Calls, Go Meet Them Lawyers With Me
The Money Came Yea, Tripled And Quadrupled It
But I Still Miss Us When We Was On Some Stupid Shit
But Its Still F-ck The Media
They Ridiculed You, Never Believed In Ya
They Just Deaded You
Left You In All Black
But Dear Old Nicki
Please Call Back


You Told Me You’d Come When I Needed You
And You Said It So Sweetly I believed you
But Im Standing Here Calling I Cant See You
But I Am Holding You, Holding You, Holding You To That
And Yes Im Holdin You, Holdin You, Holdin You
Oh Yes Im Holdin You, Holdin You, Holdin You
And Yes Im Holdin You, Holdin You, Holdin You
To That
And Yes Im Holdin You, Holdin You, Holdin You
Oh Yes Im Holdin You, Holdin You, Holdin You
And Yes Im Holdin You, Holdin You, Holdin You
To That